awww dis ting neva save my last comment i made fo dis. well here it is again. my joke was "what do u call a cow with no feet?"....."ground beef." yea its ghetto but its da cleanest joke i know.
A kid gose to his uncles house for the weekend and says "uncle, im hungry" his uncle gives him a plate of chicken, the kid says "uncle, this plate is dirty" his uncle replys "its as clean as cold water" so the kid eats it and says "uncle, im thirsty" so his uncle gives him a cold glass of water and the kid says "uncle, this cup is dirty" again his uncle replys "its as clean as cold water" so the kid drinks it, then he asks for desert and says "uncle, this spoon is dirty" and again his uncle replies "its as clean as cold water" at this time it is time for the kid to go home so he gose to the front poarch and says "uncle, i can't leave" his uncle says "why not?" the kid says "because there is a dog on the steps" then his uncle yells at the dog "cold water, get"
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
Hmm... my last postings have been quite depressing. So, here are some things to brighten your day. Do you know any good jokes?
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two white horses fell in a mud puddle, and got dirty.
~this is the dirty joke
Two black horses fell in puddle of white paint, and got clean.
~this is the clean joke
That was cute, Cammie.
awww dis ting neva save my last comment i made fo dis. well here it is again. my joke was "what do u call a cow with no feet?"....."ground beef." yea its ghetto but its da cleanest joke i know.
A kid gose to his uncles house for the weekend and says "uncle, im hungry" his uncle gives him a plate of chicken, the kid says "uncle, this plate is dirty" his uncle replys "its as clean as cold water" so the kid eats it and says "uncle, im thirsty" so his uncle gives him a cold glass of water and the kid says "uncle, this cup is dirty" again his uncle replys "its as clean as cold water" so the kid drinks it, then he asks for desert and says "uncle, this spoon is dirty" and again his uncle replies "its as clean as cold water" at this time it is time for the kid to go home so he gose to the front poarch and says "uncle, i can't leave" his uncle says "why not?"
the kid says "because there is a dog on the steps" then his uncle yells at the dog "cold water, get"
Blind Man in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
-chantell fukumae (Period 3)
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